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+░▒▓
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+NAME:           Paul Anthony Webb
+EMAIL:          paul@webb.page
+HOMEPAGE:       https://webb.page
+BLOG:           https://blog.webb.page
+FORUM:          https://www.webb.page
+COMPANY:        https://inc.sh
+
+---
+
+░ EXPERIENCE
+
+2020-NOW:       development for Apple’s marketing and communications team on
+                behalf of Critical Mass. I’ve worked on the iPhone and
+                Vision Pro marketing pages and some internal sites. this
+                translates to my a11y work benefitting the lives of millions.
+
+2012-2019:      smattering of failed startups (IoT, YouTube “competitor”,
+                Medium “competitor”, &c) and stints at dev shops/consultancies.
+
+▒▒ EDUCATION
+
+2008-NOW:       self‑taught in a recession and learned on the job ever since.
+                personal side projects deepen my understanding of technology and
+                subject matter; business decisions are made in response to
+                evolving market forces.
+
+▓▓▓ SKILLS
+
+|                 | Proficiency |                  Notes                   |
+| --------------- | :---------: | :--------------------------------------: |
+| HTML/CSS/JS     |    ✦✦✦✦✦    |            my bread & butter             |
+| TypeScript      |    ✦✦✦✧✧    | i love being forced to write better code |
+| GraphQL         |    ✦✦✦✧✧    |  i write .graphql files, no apollo here  |
+| 10x Development |    ✧✧✧✧✧    |          i literally do not care         |
+
+---
+
+░ TOOLS
+
+Bun:            for when you need to use Node but want to do so in style.
+
+Claude:         this is how i become super saiyan.
+
+Deno:           fantastic runtime with native TypeScript support, gotta love it.
+
+Disc:           my favorite database is no more so i made my own. check it out
+                at disc.sh.
+
+GraphQL:        my preferred way of building APIs.
+
+Procreate:      THE reason I purchased the first iPad Pro & Apple Pencil. I
+                don’t use Sketch, Figma, &c for my designs, I sketch in
+                Procreate to form a mental model and I develop from there.
+
+SvelteKit:      the only JavaScript framework that’s captured the feeling of
+                writing web standard code in Opera 12…IYKYK.
+
+Transmit:       for when you need to SFTP.
+
+Zed:            cannot believe someone made something better than Sublime Text.
+
+▒▒ PROJECTS
+
+please visit https://dsgn.inc.sh and https://webb.page for the latest. i’m
+always working on something interesting.