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+Document: WM-103                                                 P. Webb
+Category: Tech                                                2026-09-11
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+        Arguments for Apple enthusiasts whenever an Android user
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+Abstract
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+   Every Apple launch brings out the same tired discourse, are y’all not
+   tired? Or is the release cadence giving y’all life?
+
+Body
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+   No one cares that Android has it first, did it first. Did they do it
+   best? Of course not. The Android ecosystem at large doesn’t try to be
+   best, they aim for decent and wrap that in Apple-esque hardware
+   design at a price point that emboldens their fans to stick it to the
+   iSheep excited about what their ecosystem of choice is releasing.
+
+   Isn’t it interesting how fervent Android fans try to get Apple fans
+   to stop buying Apple products? I’ve never once seen or heard of Apple
+   fans telling their Android counterparts to stop buying those
+   products; they don’t give a shit. It’s giving Mad Men.
+
+   📸[I don’t think about you at all][IMG1]
+
+   Anyhoo, all the hooplah surrounding Apple’s new foldable iPhone has
+   vocal Android users losing their fucking minds. The cherry-picking
+   and trolling is annoying but I have time today (and this will come in
+   handy for future launches).
+
+   DROID: *smugly* Android did it first, welcome to the club.
+   YOU: Congrats, and?
+
+   DROID: Heh, we’ve had this for YEARS and y’all are just now hip.
+   YOU: Y’all have had years to sway Apple fans…what happened?
+
+   DROID: You Apple users just want status symbols.
+   YOU: Your finances have nothing to do with mine, stop projecting.
+
+   DROID: My Samsung WD40 BeefKnockle has better specs than this trash.
+   YOU: Okay, and? Enjoy your device.
+
+   I could go on. The point is, if people want to stay in a disjointed
+   ecosystem, they can do that. Just stop using so many words to explain
+   why you don’t wanna spend the money. It’s fine.
+
+   Objectively, having a suite of products and experiences that (for the
+   most part) gel well together and look good together is desired. It’s
+   called having taste. Android phone, Dell laptop, Fitbit…congrats?
+   Enjoy? Who cares.
+
+   Everyone has opinions about Apple products and the people who buy
+   them. The inverse NEVER happens. I don’t ever think of these people.
+   One of my best friends is an Android enthusiast and he doesn’t care
+   about my product choices and the feeling’s mutual. And guess what? My
+   favorite phones are the Palm Pre[1] and Sharp’s AQUOS Crystal[2]. I
+   guess weird form factors are my thing. I’m a millennial futurist,
+   what’d you expect?
+
+   Anyhoo, log off every once in awhile. Step outside and look at the
+   sky, that’s good for your health. Remember you’re human and maybe
+   consider shutting the fuck up sometimes. 🕸️
+
+References
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+   [1] <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palm_Pre>
+   [2] <https://www.gsmarena.com/sharp_aquos_crystal-pictures-6590.php>
+   [IMG1] <https://cdn.webb.page/blog/2026/wm-103-a.png>
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