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+Document: WM-004 P. Webb
+Category: Review 2017.01.07
+
+ MacBook Pro (Late 2016) review
+
+Abstract
+
+ The Touch Bar is actually useful and I can't believe how thin/light
+ this laptop is. If you aren't already a Mac user in the market for a
+ new laptop, then this isn't for you. If you *are* in the market *or*
+ would like to see how I view my new computer, read on!
+
+Body
+
+ 1. The adapter "problem"
+
+ I can understand why a lot of people are complaining about the
+ dongles, plugadoos[1], throughports, &c, but I don't understand
+ why I'm seeing these complaints from people who would *never* buy
+ a computer from Apple. Quite frankly, it reads as bullshit and an
+ excuse to complain on the Internet.
+
+ I have two plugadoos and I backed another one on Kickstarter[2]. I
+ haven't decided which one will stay at home and which one will
+ stay in my bag yet (the Kickstarter one has more ports than the
+ Satechi multi-port adapter[3] I'm currently using). The transition
+ period is *always* annoying but once *everyone* is in this USB-C
+ future, no one will be complaining. To borrow Edison Wrzosek's
+ response to a 9to5Mac article[4]:
+
+ > Ah, people have such short term memory… I still remember when
+ > Apple transitioned people, almost overnight, to USB-only iMac's,
+ > at a time when USB was nicknamed the "U-Son-of-a-Bitch" port in
+ > the PC world due to compatibility, reliability issues, and lack
+ > of supported peripherals. Now look at USB, it's supplanted
+ > almost EVERY other standard.
+ >
+ > People just LOVE to whine and complain, and it's Human nature to
+ > abhor change, and be fearful of it. TB3/USB3.1 is the future,
+ > and it's here and now. Time to embrace it.
+ >
+ > I'm still gonna rock my 2011 MBP for a while longer, but I'm
+ > really looking forward to a ubiquitous standard cable for ALL
+ > connectivity.
+
+ I *really* wish "U-Son-of-a-Bitch" port stuck, unofficially. That
+ sounds hilarious.
+
+ 2. Battery life
+
+ Trash.
+
+ Charging? Hella quick. It's a great compromise IMO. That and I'm
+ not sure if I'm using my computer like a normal person. It's not
+ uncommon for me to be running several browser windows with tabs
+ that are almost too small, while compressing a 1 GB folder of
+ images, in addition to running local servers (not sure if this
+ last part is applicable to power consumption).
+
+ Basically, it's *meh*. Could be better. I should've tested this to
+ be certain, but I think my average is ~3 hours at max brightness.
+
+ 3. MagSafe
+
+ *Sigh*
+
+ I *loved* MagSafe because life is unpredictable. I've walked into
+ my charge cable too many times to count and I never had to worry
+ about my laptop flying to the floor. Because I shouldn't have nice
+ things, I've done the same thing with my new MacBook Pro and it
+ stayed on the table! The charge puck fell out of the wall instead,
+ thankfully.
+
+ Speaking of the charge puck, another complaint I've heard is in
+ regard to the retractable arms on the old charge puck. In
+ practice, the absence of them is *not* a big deal. To store my
+ charge cable and puck in my bag, I just fold and tie the cable
+ while it's still plugged into the puck. I'm not focused on making
+ my cable storage pretty while I'm in transit.
+
+ 📸[Not sure what the big deal is…][IMG1]
+
+ 4. The screen
+
+ Good grief this thing is bright, *and I like it*.
+
+ I'm the kind of person who keeps the brightness on his phone to
+ maximum so when I heard that this computer's brightness and color
+ gamut was increased/enhanced, I was excited. Colour is such a huge
+ part of my life, I get inspired[5] by it. In certain lighting
+ conditions, I *do* turn the brightness down though. I'm not
+ an animal!
+
+ 5. The ESC key, or lack thereof
+
+ Two weeks in and I'm still confused when I need to use it. Albeit
+ only for a split second but it's enough to give me pause and
+ think, "That's weird", before continuing with whatever I was
+ doing. Currently, the only time I use it is when cancelling a
+ screenshot in progress, dismissing autocomplete keywords in Atom,
+ or exiting an iTunes visualization or whatever else is in
+ fullscreen mode.
+
+ Before I've experienced this for myself, I heard developers (who
+ also didn't have the computer to even try it) say they wouldn't be
+ able to do programming on it. Maybe I'm just a simple man because
+ all I do is code in HTML, CSS, and JavaScript, but if you *need*
+ to use a physical ESC key to get things done you might have other
+ issues or a hella interesting programming environment (if I'm
+ wrong, let me know[6]).
+
+ 6. The Touch Bar and Function keys
+
+ This thing is neat. My most-used "keys" are volume up/down.
+ Sliding the volume level is much more satisfying than repeatedly
+ tapping a button. I know, that sounds weird to say but it's true!
+ There's more granularity too. I've slid the volume down to where
+ the on-screen display says the volume is effectively off but I can
+ still hear audio. With the old function keys, volume was
+ changeable in steps.
+
+ Something to get used to is doing hard refreshes in my browser. I
+ have Vivaldi setup to do a hard refresh to clear the cache
+ sometimes and that keyboard shortcut is `Shift + F5`. Well, I
+ don't have my Touch Bar setup to show me the function row by
+ default so my shortcut (when not using an external keyboard) is
+ `Fn + Shift + F5`.
+
+ The Touch Bar changes based on whatever app you're using, which is
+ great. However, I don't think I've ever used it for an app besides
+ iTunes. When editing the photo of how I tie my charge cable, I saw
+ this in the Touch Bar (using Affinity Photo[7]):
+
+ 📸[Neat-o][IMG2]
+
+ 7. Touch ID
+
+ Like with the iPhone, you have to input your password when cold
+ booting (01.png "UGH") but in-between cold boots, it's wonderful
+ to use a single finger press to unlock my computer.
+
+ 📸[Mmm, dat sweet Touch ID][IMG3]
+
+ How much time do we spend typing passwords? Who knows, but *my*
+ time doing so has decreased dramatically in part to Touch ID. The
+ other reason for my (almost) no password typing life? 1Password.
+
+ 📸[1Password is life][IMG4]
+
+ You'd need to type in your Master Password to unlock it but now
+ you don't! It's *even less* of a hassle to use an already
+ hassle-free product for personal security. I don't know 90% of
+ my passwords.
+
+ 8. The keyboard
+
+ I thought I would *hate* the keyboard due to the short travel.
+ This was based upon my previous experience of typing on the
+ MacBook One[8] (that's not the real name, but it's the MacBook
+ with only one port) in an Apple Store once. Might as well be
+ typing on a screen! I believe I was listening to ATP when I heard
+ Marco Arment talk about the keyboard travel on the MacBook Pro I
+ typed this post on, and he spoke highly of it. That made me feel
+ better about purchasing this and in everyday use, I enjoy it.
+ Typing doesn't sound particularly loud to me (this is another
+ complaint I've heard). Maybe this is because I own a Das
+ Keyboard? 🤔
+
+ The *only* gripe I have is with the new arrow keys. WTF[9].
+ Someone coming to MacBooks without prior usage would acclimate
+ faster, I think.
+
+ 9. The trackpad
+
+ Dayum.
+
+ 📸[Shot of the massive trackpad][IMG5]
+ 📸[*DJ Khaled voice* Another one][IMG6]
+
+ The trackpad is nearly as big as my Magic Trackpad. As a former
+ external mouse[10]-only guy, I can say that 1) having a big
+ surface for multi-gesture controls is awesome and 2) it's even
+ better when it's on a laptop. Even with the dbrand skin[11] I have
+ on it, the trackpad is super responsive. My palms aren't typically
+ on the trackpad when I'm typing but when they are, the palm
+ rejection is great.
+
+ 10. USB-C
+
+ I saved the best for last.
+
+ Let me tell you about the *glory* that is USB-C.
+
+ You know when you're outside on a *sweltering* hot day, and your
+ sweat betrays you and only makes you warmer? Okay, picture that.
+ Now, picture that you've just been given one of those red, white,
+ and blue popsicle rockets. You bite off a bit and your body thanks
+ you by cooling you down and you feel that elation of peace and
+ tranquility and your mood improves by 10 notches.
+
+ That's how I felt when I needed to charge my computer and I
+ realized that I could do so FROM ANY PORT FROM EITHER SIDE OF THE
+ COMPUTER. *MAN*. I'm mobile with my laptop of course, and I like
+ taking it to the living room while the family is watching TV or
+ hanging out, &c. Typically, I was forced to sit in certain spots
+ if my computer needed charging. Now, the *world* is my oyster. It
+ doesn't seem like a big deal but trust me, it *is*.
+
+ FIN
+
+ 📸[Shot of the outside of my MacBook Pro][IMG7]
+
+ In conclusion, I will say that this computer was a fantastic upgrade
+ for me. It even survives water getting splashed on it! Not saying
+ I've ever done that recently, it's just something I've heard about…
+ 👀 Of course, I'm going to feel some type of way i̶f̶ when Apple
+ refreshes this laptop later this year but it's okay. I like getting
+ glimpses of the future when I can. This computer is 0.5 pounds
+ lighter than the previous generation and I can definitely tell. I'm a
+ happy customer.
+
+ All that's left for Apple to do now is make everything super energy
+ efficient, crazily so. Oh, and fix software bugs. 🕸
+
+References
+
+ [1] <https://theoutline.com/post/682/in-which-we-try-to-rebrand-the-dongle>
+ [2] <https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hypershop/hyperdrivetm-compact-thunderbolt-3-usb-c-hub-for-m>
+ [3] <https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01J4BO0X8>
+ [4] <https://disqus.com/home/discussion/9to5maccom/majority_of_readers_say_no_big_deal_adapting_to_usb_c_world_of_new_macbook_pro/#comment-3066707705>
+ [5] <https://www.brisseaux.com/retro-series>
+ [6] <https://twitter.com/@NetOpWibby>
+ [7] <https://affinity.serif.com/en-us/photo>
+ [8] <https://www.apple.com/macbook>
+ [9] <https://www.instagram.com/p/BOV3YBjBJdV>
+ [10] <https://www.microsoft.com/accessories/en-us/products/mice/arc-touch-mouse/rvf-00052>
+ [11] <https://dbrand.com/shop/apple-macbook-pro-15-skins-2016-touch-bar>
+ [IMG1] <https://🔥.pixels.wtf/blog/image/2017/macbook-pro-review-a.jpg>
+ [IMG2] <https://🔥.pixels.wtf/blog/image/2017/macbook-pro-review-b.png>
+ [IMG3] <https://🔥.pixels.wtf/blog/image/2017/macbook-pro-review-c.png>
+ [IMG4] <https://🔥.pixels.wtf/blog/image/2017/macbook-pro-review-d.png>
+ [IMG5] <https://🔥.pixels.wtf/blog/image/2017/macbook-pro-review-e.jpg>
+ [IMG6] <https://🔥.pixels.wtf/blog/image/2017/macbook-pro-review-f.jpg>
+ [IMG7] <https://🔥.pixels.wtf/blog/image/2017/macbook-pro-review-g.jpg>